Contact: kristi@wine-wize.com
If You’ve Ever Smiled, Nodded, and Pretended to Taste “Blackberry and Oak” —
But Secretly Had No Clue What You Were Doing…
Stop Guessing What You Taste.
Start Sipping with Confidence
in 60 Minutes (or less)
Unlock the Wine World’s Best-Kept Secret — This is THE KEY to Tasting Like a Sommelier Without the Snobbery
*If all wine still tastes the same to you, you’re not broken — you’ve just never been taught the right way. In just 6 simple lessons, The Flavor Decoder shows you exactly how to taste real flavors, talk like you know your stuff, and finally feel like you belong at the table — no pretentiousness required.
🍷 So… What Exactly Is The Flavor Decoder?
It’s not a lecture.
It’s not wine school.
And it’s definitely not for people who already “get it.”
The Flavor Decoder is your shortcut, your tool, to go from “Uhh… it’s dry?” to “Wait — is that blackberry and spice?”
In just 6 fast, fun lessons, you’ll learn how to utilize the tool and actually taste what’s in your glass, use real words to describe it. Stop second-guessing yourself at wine tastings, dinners, and nights with friends.
You’ll finally feel confident in what you taste — and what you say..
No snobbery. No overwhelm. Just the “aha!” moments you’ve been missing — and the confidence to finally say what you taste without second-guessing yourself.
Our approach is welcoming and real, ensuring you gain confidence without the intimidation often associated with wine culture.
Because let’s be honest — you don’t want another wine course collecting digital dust.
You want results.
You want to taste something new, confidently share your observations and engage in meaningful conversations about wine, while actually feeling good doing it.
The Flavor Decoder
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Whether you're passionate about wine
or simply want to enjoy social events without feeling out of place, THE FLAVOR DECODER is designed for you.
1. Finally understand what you’re tasting — without guessing or faking it. No more awkward pauses or “Uhh… it’s dry?” Just real flavor confidence in every sip.
2. Speak about wine like someone who knows their sh*t — not someone hoping no one asks. You’ll finally feel in control of the conversation at wine night, dinner, or a tasting.
3. Unlock the flavors hiding in your glass — even if you’ve never tasted anything beyond “grape.” This course trains your brain and palate to see what’s always been there.
4. Ditch the wine snobbery — and learn in a way that’s actually fun, clear, and judgment-free. No pretentious lectures. Just simple, down-to-earth lessons you’ll love.
5. Get a pro-level wine-tasting tool that makes identifying flavors easy, fast, and kind of addictive. You’ll want to bring this Decoder to every dinner, tasting, and bottle pop.
6. Learn the exact tasting framework used by sommeliers — in a way that actually makes sense. You’ll finally connect the dots between sniff, sip, and “Whoa… I taste that!”
7. Stop wasting money on wine you don’t even like. Know what you love and how to find it — so every bottle feels like a win.
8. Feel smart, impressive, and totally at ease when the wine list comes around. Say goodbye to wine menu anxiety. You’ll order with confidence (and maybe a wink 😉).
9. Gain a real skill you can use for the rest of your life — in just one hour. This isn’t fluff. It’s a fast-track to becoming that person who gets it.
10. Become the person people look to for wine advice — even if you’ve always felt like the clueless one. The shift is real. From outsider to insider. From “uhh…” to “let me show you something cool.”
Sounds amazing, right?
But this isn’t just theory — it’s personal.
Like most newbie wine tasters…
“I Just Smiled and Nodded… Until I Finally Got It — And Then I Created The Flavor Decoder.”
I’ll never forget the moment....
>Dinner party. Six people. One bottle. The host poured a deep red, held it to the light, and said:
“Mmm… blackberry, leather, maybe a little smoke?”
Everyone nodded like they understood.
I sipped… and all I got was wine.
No berries. No leather. No smoke.
So I did what I always did: smiled politely, nodded like I was following, and prayed no one asked me what I thought.
Inside, I felt like a total fraud.
“How are they tasting this stuff?”
“Are they making it up? Am I just bad at this?”
At the time, I thought it was just me.
That I didn’t have a “good palate.”
That I wasn’t cut out to really understand wine.
But the truth?
NO ONE IS BORN KNOWING HOW TO
TASTE WINE
It’s not a talent. It’s a skill.
And the reason most people struggle?
It’s because no one ever teaches it in a way that actually makes sense.
That realization led me on a journey.
I got certified. I studied the science of taste. I worked with real students, real wine lovers, real people who — just like me — used to smile and nod their way through wine nights.
And I saw the same thing over and over again:
“I want to understand wine… but it all feels too complicated.”
So I created something different.
Something simple. Friendly. Beginner-proof.
A way for people who don’t want to become sommeliers to just enjoy wine without feeling lost, embarrassed, or left out.
That’s what it came down to, really:
Helping people feel like they belong.
Because the truth is...
it was never just about wine.
It was about that quiet voice in my head — the one that whispered, “You’re not smart enough for this” or “Don’t say anything, you’ll sound dumb.”
And for a long time, I listened to it.
But learning how to taste wine — really taste it — changed something in me.
It gave me a way to trust myself.
To speak up.
To feel like I deserved to be in the room.
Not because I knew everything…
But because I finally understood enough to enjoy it, to talk about it,
to connect.
Now, I sit at the same kinds of tables.
People still swirl, sniff, and talk about tasting notes.
But I’m not pretending anymore.
I take a sip, I pause, and I smile —
because now, I actually get it.
And somewhere in all of that?
That little voice finally went quiet.
BONUS CONTENT
Why The Flavor Decoder and
How It’s Different From Anything Else…
The Flavor Decoder wasn’t created for wine snobs. It was built for the rest of us — the curious, the confused, the ones who’ve stood at a wine tasting and thought, “Wait... am I supposed to taste all that?”
It exists because I was that person — smiling and nodding while everyone else confidently threw around words like "leather" and "dark cherry." And I know how frustrating and disempowering that feels.
This course is different because it’s made by someone who’s been there. It’s simple. It’s fun. It’s no-BS, no-judgment, beginner-safe wine education that finally clicks.
It’s not about sounding fancy — it’s about actually enjoying wine, speaking with confidence, and finally feeling like you belong at the table.
There’s A Huge Problem In The Market…
And it’s NOT the shortage of wine courses —
The thing is… they’re either:
● Too advanced and technical
● Too vague and fluffy
● Or too focused on memorizing facts instead of actually tasting wine
● Or just plain BORING!
There was nothing that made wine make sense for real people.
No simple, no-pressure system that taught you how to taste real flavors, talk about wine with confidence, and actually enjoy the process.
How The Flavor Decoder Solves It:
● It’s short, simple, and designed for total beginners
● It teaches tasting as a learnable skill, not a magical gift
● It uses relatable language — no fluff, no snobbery
● It includes tools, cheat sheets, and mini routines so you can apply what you learn right away
● It’s built to create a quiet, lasting transformation — from feeling unsure to feeling seen, smart, and capable in every sip
This isn’t wine school. It’s wine FREEDOM!
And it exists because nobody else was teaching it this way — and people like you deserve to feel at home in the glass.
The Flavor Decoder — The Only Logical Solution to
“I Don’t Get Wine”
You could keep pretending to taste blackberry and oak…
Keep nodding politely at tastings while praying no one asks what you think...
Or keep wasting money on bottles you don’t even enjoy.
But why would you — when there’s finally a simple, non-snobby way to actually get it?
Most wine education is either:
● Overwhelming and made for sommeliers
● Full of jargon that doesn’t stick
● Or too fluffy to be useful in real life
The Flavor Decoder is the only course built for real people who just want to stop faking it and start tasting with confidence.
With 6 simple lessons, one powerful tasting tool, and zero ego, it gives you what no one else does:
➡️ A clear, beginner-friendly path to understanding flavor
➡️ The words to describe what you’re tasting
➡️ And the confidence to finally feel like you belong in the conversation
No more guessing. No more smiling and nodding.
The Flavor Decoder is the only solution that makes wine simple, fun, and actually doable — even if you’ve failed before.
Because wine shouldn’t feel intimidating.
It should feel yours.
🍷 1. Feel Like You Finally Belong at the Table. No more faking it or feeling like the odd one out. You’ll sip, speak, and share with confidence — like wine was always meant for you.
🍷 2. Turn Every Glass into a Moment of Confidence. You won’t just drink wine — you’ll understand it. And with every sip, you’ll feel smarter, more grounded, and completely in control.
🍷 3. Speak About Wine Without Second-Guessing Yourself. You’ll go from awkward silence to having the words — and the courage — to actually say what you taste, and be sure of it.
🍷 4. Break Free from Wine Intimidation for Good. No more pretending. No more feeling “not fancy enough.” This is wine on your terms — and it feels damn good.
🍷 5. Experience the Quiet Power of Knowing What You’re Doing. The moment you sip, smile, and confidently say what you taste — and someone nods in agreement — you’ll feel it: That inner shift from “outsider” to “I belong here.”
When you finally stop pretending and start actually understanding what’s in your glass, everything changes.
You’ll walk into tastings, dinner parties, or wine nights feeling calm, confident, and completely at ease — no more awkward pauses, nervous smiles, or second-guessing what to say.
Instead of feeling like wine “isn’t for people like you,” you’ll feel like you belong — like you’re part of something.
And that quiet confidence?
It doesn’t stop at the wine glass. It spills into how you speak, how you carry yourself, and how you show up.
This isn’t just about wine. It’s about how you feel in the room.
The Flavor Decoder Will Makes You More Money Long Term Than Investing $1000 In The S&P500 Today - Now How’s That Even Possible?
Think about how much money you’ve already spent on bottles you didn’t like —
on wine you picked based on the label, the price, or a random guess.
With The Flavor Decoder, you’ll finally know what you actually enjoy — so you can stop wasting money on wine that doesn’t work for your palate.
You’ll be able to buy with intention, choose with clarity, and get more satisfaction out of every single bottle.
That $27 investment? It pays for itself the next time you don’t dump a $22 bottle down the sink.
Think about all the bottles you’ve picked and disliked in the past…
Now imagine wasting $22 a week for the next 50 years in bottles you wouldn’t have bought If you only knew what you were doing…
That’s $57,200 of your hard-earned money wasted on poor bottle choices
Now I’ll let you do the math for 3 or even 5 bottles a week…
Crazy Right?
What’s Inside The Flavor Decoder?
When you enroll in The Flavor Decoder, you’re not just getting a course — you’re getting the tools for a complete transformation in how you experience wine.
With 6 bite-sized video lessons, a powerful tasting tool, and 7 expert-designed bonuses, you’ll finally understand what’s in your glass, speak about it with confidence, and stop second-guessing yourself at every wine night, dinner, or tasting.
From palate training to real-life cheat sheets, every piece of this offer was created to eliminate the confusion, overwhelm, and intimidation that keeps most people stuck.
The total value easily stacks up to over $200 — but you’re getting it all for just $27.
Why? Because wine should feel fun, not frustrating. And this is your shortcut to finally getting it.
INCLUDING… ➡️
Don’t Worry I've Got Your Back! - These 7 Insane MUST HAVE Bonuses Included For FREE!
BONUS CONTENT
🟢 Bonus #1 : Taste Like a Pro: Beginner Palate Builder Workbook
“Think You Don’t Have a Palate? You’re Dead Wrong.”
This printable workbook walks you through easy, fun tasting exercises using everyday flavors you already know. You’ll stop second-guessing your taste buds and start trusting them — because the truth is, your palate isn’t broken… it just needs unlocking.
🟢 Bonus #2: Wine Education That Works: Why This Method Is Different
“Not Your Average Wine Lesson — This One Actually Works.”
This guide breaks down why typical wine education feels overwhelming, confusing, and just... ugh. Then it shows you exactly why this system is the one that finally clicks — even if you’ve “been there, tried that” before.
🟢 Bonus #3: The 15-Minute Wine Confidence Routine
“No Time? No Problem. Sip Smarter in 15 Minutes.”
This quick-start tasting flow fits into your actual life — no hours-long lectures, no pressure. Just one glass, one tool, and one short chunk of time to start tasting better tonight.
🟢 Bonus #4: 10 Wine Phrases That Make You Sound Like You Know What You’re Doing
“Never Say ‘It’s Nice’ Again — Steal These Phrases Instead.”
You don’t need fancy vocab to sound like you know wine — just a few smart go-to phrases. This cheat sheet gives you exactly what to say, so you can sip and speak with total confidence at your next dinner, date, or tasting.
🟢 Bonus #5: Wine Confidence for the Casual Drinker
“Make Every Sip Count — Even If You Only Drink Wine Sometimes.”
This guide shows you how to get major value from the course even if you’re a once-a-month wine lover. You’ll stop wasting bottles, start choosing what you actually like, and feel smarter every time you pour.
🟢 Bonus #6: Zero-Snob Guide to Wine Confidence
“No Judgy Vibes. No Fancy Words. Just Real Talk.”
This isn’t wine school — it’s wine for real people. This guide cuts through the pretentious stuff and helps you talk about wine in your own voice, with confidence and zero pressure to “sound smart.”
🟢 Special! Bonus #7 Unlocked (Today Only): The Rapid “Sip & Say” Flavor Decoder Card
“Your Pocket-Sized Lifeline When You’re Mid-Sip and Blank Out.”
This printable one-pager is your tasting sidekick. Just sniff, sip, glance, and go — no memorization, no panic, just smooth, on-the-spot confidence when the wine starts flowing.
How Sarah Went From “It Just Tastes Like Wine”
to Confidently Leading Wine Night
Sarah, 34, loved wine but hated how clueless she felt around it. At dinner parties, she'd smile and nod while others tossed around words like "plum" and "cedar." Inside, she felt like a fraud.
She’d tried Googling flavor wheels and watching wine tutorials on YouTube, but nothing clicked. Everything felt too technical, too snobby, or just too much.
She started to wonder if maybe wine just wasn’t something she could ever get.
But Then...
Then she found The Flavor Decoder.
In just one week — watching one short lesson a night — Sarah learned how to actually taste what was in her glass.
The printable Flavor Decoder tool helped her pinpoint real flavors (hello, blackberry!), and the bonus cheat sheet gave her the confidence to finally speak up at wine night.
The best part?
At her next get-together, Sarah described a wine as having “dark cherry with a little spice on the finish” — and everyone nodded in agreement.
She smiled, for real this time.
The Result?
Now Sarah chooses wine she actually loves, feels totally at ease when people ask her opinion, and has even started hosting casual tastings for her friends — with zero imposter syndrome.
The Flavor Decoder didn’t just teach her how to taste wine.
It gave her confidence, clarity, and a seat at the table.
And if you’re reading this thinking, “Yeah, but that probably wouldn’t work for me…” — I get it.
I’ve heard every doubt, every “what if,” every reason why someone thinks they can’t do this.
So let’s talk about them — and why they don’t have to hold you back.
❌ Common Objection #1: “I don’t have a good palate — I probably can’t learn this.”
❌ Common Objection #2: “I’ve tried learning about wine before… and it never worked for me.”
❌ Common Objection #3: “I don’t have time to take a wine course.”
❌ Common Objection #4: “I only drink wine occasionally — it’s probably not worth it for me.”
❌ Common Objection #5: “I’m afraid I’ll still sound “dumb” and judged for it when talking about wine.”
Try It, Taste It, Love It — Or It’s On Me Guarantee
100%
satisfaction guaranteed
30 Day
refund window
100%
risk free
I built The Flavor Decoder for real people — not wine snobs, not sommeliers — just curious drinkers who want to finally understand what’s in their glass.
So here’s the deal:
If you go through the course, use the Flavor Decoder tool, and still feel like wine tasting is a mystery…
If you don’t feel more confident, more capable, and more in the know by the end…
Just email me within 30 days, and I’ll refund every penny. No awkward questions. No weird hoops. Just a respectful, drama-free guarantee.
Because this isn’t about selling you a course.
It’s about making sure wine finally makes sense.
WHO AM I AND WHY SHOULD YOU CARE?
I’m Kristi Mayfield
I created The Flavor Decoder because I’ve spent years watching smart, curious people feel completely shut out of the wine world — not because they weren’t capable, but because no one ever explained it in a way that actually made sense.
I’m a certified wine educator (WSET Level 3), founder of Wine Wize, and host of the Everyday Sommelier podcast — but more than anything, I’ve made it my mission to help beginners build real confidence around wine.
Over the years, I’ve taught hundreds of students both online and in person, and I’ve seen firsthand how a simple shift in how we teach wine can completely change how people experience it.
This course was designed to take the intimidation out of tasting, and give you the tools to actually enjoy wine — without memorizing facts or faking it. If you’ve ever felt like wine just isn’t for you, I’m here to tell you: it absolutely is. You just need someone to walk you through it.
Don’t Wait — Spots Are Limited & This Offer Won’t Last
Enroll in The Flavor Decoder now while it’s still just $27 and includes all 7 powerful bonuses.
Once this round closes or we hit capacity, the price goes up and the extras disappear.
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Ready to Stop Pretending and Start Actually Getting It?
You’ve been guessing long enough. This is your chance to finally understand what’s in your glass, speak about wine with confidence, and never feel like the outsider again.
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Let’s Be Real — You’re Not Still Guessing What Wine Tastes Like... Are You?
You’ve nodded, smiled, and faked your way through enough wine nights.
You’ve stood there holding the glass, hoping no one asks what you think.
That ends here.
The Flavor Decoder is your fast pass to wine confidence — no snobbery, no overwhelm, no more pretending.
It’s everything you wish someone had handed you the first time you panicked over a wine list.
But this offer (and all 7 bonuses) won’t hang around forever.
And honestly? With the “Try It, Taste It, Love It — or It’s On Me” Guarantee, the only thing risky is not grabbing it now.
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Taste better. Talk smarter. Finally feel like you belong.
Or keep faking it.
Your call.
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